Why do I do this to myself?

So. I'm going to California on FRIDAY. WOO!! Unfortunately, this means I will be missing a lot of work and a lot of work will be due. I (obviously) want to get it all done before I leave so I can have a nice, relaxing week under the sun. 

Since I'm an expert procrastinator, the most amount of effort I've put forward to it was today...two days before I leave. And even then it was only completing assignments for one class (out of four). 

So I said to myself, "sleep is overrated. I'm gonna try an energy drink again and get as much done as possible."

Worst. Decision. Ever.

While it tasted SO MUCH BETTER than the Red Bull I had last time (I got the Monster in the white can and its freakin delicious), I still made the mistake of not cracking it open til about 10:30 (maybe that's where my problem lies?).

Not only do I no longer really have any motivation, but once again I'm starting to feel the crash WAY before I should be. But I'm not tired enough to go to sleep, and the only thing I can work on next (without Internet since mine has been out since 9:30) is reading an act of King Lear. And nobody wants to do that at 1:30 in the morning. Mainly because the language of Shakespeare is already confusing enough as it is, throw in slight exhaustion and no Internet to look up Sparknotes' "No Fear Shakespeare" and we've got a problem. 

If I went to sleep now, I'd still be able to get about six hours of sleep. And I can work on ALL THE HOMEWORK tomorrow. Right?

At this point it's either go to bed or play multiple games of solitaire, spider solitaire, farkle, and sudoku until I do feel tired enough to sleep.

No more drinking energy drinks so late! Ack!