I Hate Registering.

That's all there is to it, is that statement up there. I hate it. With a fiery passion.

Oh, registration, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways:

• More than a vegetarian hates meat
• More than a Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic hates long words
• More than the mid-1830's Missourians hated the Mormons
• More than the amount of Jacob's hatred towards Edward
• More than Edward's hatred towards Jacob
• More than Dan's loathing of baby-daters
• More than the Cougars hate the Utes
• More than the Grinch hated Christmas at first
• More than the McCabe family hates the Lakers
• More than Sue Sylvester hates the Glee Club
• More than I hate the frigid temperatures of Rexburg
• More than Ron Weasley hates spiders
• More than Professor Snape hates any Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher
• More than Lord Voldemort hates Harry Potter
• More than Riverton Silverwolves hate the Bingham Miners
• More than I hate grammar errors
• More than MLIA people hate Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and Twilight
• More than Google-lovers hate Yahoo!
• More than I hate hot dogs
• More than Harry Potter fans hate Twilight

And that's saying something.